Hilarious Quotes from Deadpool and Wolverine

In anticipation of the July release of Deadpool 3, here's a collection of quotes from Deadpool and Wolverine. Deadpool's trademark humor and Wolverine's sarcastic dialogue combine to give fans a good laugh.

⊙ Best Quotes from Deadpool and Wolverine: Humor and Sarcasm

"Deadpool and Wolverine (Deadpool 3: Wolverine vs. Sabretooth)" is finally in theaters. The film is the third installment in the Deadpool franchise and the first Deadpool film to be included in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). It is said that just as production on "Deadpool 3" was about to stop, Hugh Jackman called Ryan Reynolds and the film was restarted. We can't wait for the highly anticipated "Deadpool & Wolverine" to hit theaters in July.

[Weapon XI appears in front of Wolverine]

• Wolverine: Wade, is that you? [pause] I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up.

[as Wolverine extends his claws, Weapon XI is suddenly shot in the head by Deadpool]

• Deadpool: Hey, it's me! Don't scratch! Just cleaning up the timelines! Look, eventually, you're going to hang up the claws, and it's gonna make a lot of people very sad.
• Wolverine: Huh?
• Deadpool: But one day, your old pal Wade's gonna ask you to get back in the saddle again.

[shoots Weapon XI again twice]

• Deadpool: And when he does, say yes.

[continues to shoot Weapon XI]

• Wolverine: Oh, right.

[Deadpool waves at Wolverine while shooting Weapon XI and walking away]

Deadpool: [whispers] I love you.

- Deadpool 2 (2018) -

• Logan: Mind putting your mask back on?
• Wade Wilson(Deadpool): Super hard to eat while I'm wearing it.
• Logan: It's super hard to eat when you're not.

• Deadpool: Want to talk about what's haunting you, or should we wait for a third act flashback?
• Logan: Ah, go fuck yourself!

• Deadpool: I don't know anything about saving worlds, but you do!
• Logan: Trust me, kid. I'm no hero.
• Deadpool: You were an X-Man. You were THE X-Man.

• "I am the Messiah. I am Marvel Jesus." - Wade Wilson (Deadpool)

• "Is that supposed to be scary? Pegging isn't new for me, friendo. But it is for Disney." - Wade Wilson (Deadpool)

• "Please don't make the super suit green... or animated!" - Wade Wilson (Deadpool)

• "Bad Deadpool... Good Deadpool!" - Deadpool

• "Superhero Landing" - Deadpool 

• "It's a big house. It's weird I only ever see two of you. Almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man." - Deadpool

• "Can you see it? Do you see that beautiful bright light? There it is. [pause] Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that." - Deadpool

• "I’ve always wanted to ride with you, Log. Deadpool… and Wolverine!" - Deadpool

• Logan: Wade, is that you?
• Logan: Guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up, huh? Wade, you don't have to do this... all right, maybe you do.

- X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) -

• Wade Wilson: Okay. People are dead.
• William Stryker: If you didn't have that mouth of yours, Wade, you'd be the perfect solider.

- X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) -

• Wade Wilson : Thank you, sir. You look really nice today. It's the green. It brings out the seriousness in your eyes.
• Logan : Oh, my God. Do you ever shut up, pal?
• Wade Wilson : No. Not when I'm awake.

- X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) -

Additional resources:

Claws & Chimichangas: Iconic Quotes from Deadpool & Wolverine

Logan's Quotes: Inspiring Quotes from a Man Who Never Gave Up

Wolverine 17 Quotes from X-Men series

Unconventional Heroes and Love from Deadpool

Deadpool's Confident Assurance

Motivational Quotes To Inspire You.

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